Me personally, I don’t do New Year’s Resolutions. I stopped around 1990 something. Not sure why, just did. Just in case you do though, I thought it only polite to share an amusing and sometimes witty selection of resolutions and opinions about resolutions just in case you’d like to adopt any of them or share then with the world at large. (Or have a witty one liner to riposte with should someone take you to task about the dreaded tradition). Or to cheer up your compadres at the water cooler as you gather round to make a dent in all that festive season cheer.
“Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” ~ Mark Twain
“A new year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.” ~ Anonymous
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” ~ Joey Adams
“This year, let’s resolve to make better bad decisions.” ~ someecards
New Year’s Resolution. This year I’m going to incorporate “I don’t roll that way” into at least one conversation a week. ~ Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn)
‘Finish a Lypsyl – Oh what a day! If you can manage to hold on to that sucker for the better part of six months (maybe a year), be proud. Be even more proud if you use the Lypsyl enough in these six months that it actually finishes. It’s totally worth the effort of keeping that thing out of the laundry, the rubbish bin, off the ground and out of the sticky fingers of your chapped lipped friends. Facebook status worthy, yep. ‘ ~ Brittani Sponaugle
Whether you choose to go the resolute route or no, here’s to a wonderful 2016!
